Secrete Garden

Passionate Kisses

A note to the reader/listener: All Passionate Kisses erotica is written on the spot by me, Kelly P. Kisses, and while it’s usually very “not good” and riddled with grammatical/tense issues, I think it’s generally pretty hot, funny, or both.

Harvest my seed, you sick little bee

Part 1

I sit here in my field, the only home I’ve ever known. I’ve grown up here, right here in this very spot, swaying with the breeze. It seems I was only a tender sprout a few weeks ago, yearning to feel the sun on my countenance, to count the ants, to see the bees. To have the bees seed me…

It only was a couple weeks, in actuality, when my entire nubile body was covered completely by my sepal. I remember hearing the muffled buzz of my loves, my many loves, fuzzed asses and all, stripes contrasted enough to see in the fury of their lazy speed

Then one day, the segments of my sepal parted enough to let in the warmth of the sun I’d felt, but not seen, for so long

The sound of the outside was deafening, and I stretched the limbs of my petals as soon as I could, letting my pinks and oranges bask in the suns warm glow. First, my Stemen, all four of them unraveled, then my pistil unfurled.

Part 2 – note tense change oopsy

When my pistol came undone from her bodily cage I could feel it all—my stemen brushed every so slightly against her, landing in a bounce against the breeze

I strangely felt happy for her, to be released, as if she were separate from me while being an extension of me. A beautiful striped bee buzzed by, but they didn’t see me. I tried to cry out, but I realized then that I have no tongue, no mouth. Nothing to express my immediate adoration. How terrible to be muted and in love!!

I wished then that I could grow some goddam legs, pull those sprouts from their earth-ridden steel boots, damned caged roots keeping me from my fuzzy loves!! Their bodies so round and efficient.

Part 3

Their wings so shiny and quick, slick with membranes. They reflected endlesCan you even believe how they hover? So effortlessly,without motion.

I needed one, badly, for what I didn’t know. Why couldn’t I grow legs to jump up to get their attention? I looked at the other flowers around me, realized for the first that they were identical to me—how could I stand out? How could I become the object of their desire? How could I be of their affection?

I needed something to grab the attention of at least one bee, I had my sights set on one particular yellow winged Pom Pom, tried to scream again to no avail, tried to jump again with no legs,

and suddenly a miracle occurred. A giant bird, perhaps a sparrow, a mockingbird, or a c-gull, or an e-gull (one couldn’t be sure being out of one’s sepal for only a few tens of minutes, dipped from the bright blue, eyes glistening with desire, swooped down and with one GULP swallowed my yellow Pom Pom whole, all but for one reflective wing, falling from the sky like a scale of Micah onto my face. I braced myself for the impact

Part 4

The impact of this: tens of bees, tens of them, all workers, with their rugged hands and ruddy complexions, drawn to me by this single mirror of a wing cast onto my cheek by some act of god of goddess, stingers erect, and my glee apparent.

Featured Artist from : Petal - Raveena


*~*(Spotify playlist)*~*

Dolly and Hawkeye – Nancy Sinatra – Cherry Smiles – The Rare Singles
Garden Song – Phoebe Bridgers – Punisher
Too Many Birds – Bill Callahan – Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
Les Fleurs – Minnie Riperton – Les Fleurs
(Nothing But) Flowers – 2003 Remaster – Talking Heads – The Best of Talking Heads
King of Carrot Flowers Pt. 1 – Neutral Milk Hotel – In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Crimson and Clover – Single Version – Tommy James & The Shondells – The Essentials: Tommy James & The Shondells
Petal – Raveena – Lucid
La Vie En Rose – Lucy Dacus – La Vie En Rose
Harvest Moon – Neil Young – Harvest Moon
Wildflowers – Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris, Linda Ronstadt – Prime Country from the 80s & 90s
San Antonio Rose – Patsy Cline, The Jordanaires – The Definitive Collection
Suite Bergamasque, Claire de Lune, No. 3 – Isao Tomita – Music From The Motion Picture Ocean’s Thirteen (Standard Version)
Oom Sha La La – Haley Heynderickx – Oom Sha La La
Spring Cleaning – Bright Eyes, Neva Dinova – One Jug Of Wine, Two Vessels
beautiful baby – Elizabeth – beautiful baby
Swan Dive – Waxahatchee – Cerulean Salt
Rhapsody in Green – Mort Garson – Mother Earth’s Plantasia
Garden (Say It Like Dat) – SZA – Ctrl
Don’t Touch Me Tomato – Phyllis Dillon – Love Is All I Had: A Tribute to the Queen of Jamaican Soul
The Light Before We Land – The Delgados – Hate
Acony Bell – Gillian Welch – Revival
Kiss from a Rose – Seal – Best 1991 – 2004